dON’T gIVE ME tHAT…

I’ve got a fuckin’ big head
it’s bigger than anyone else’s
it’s huge and it’s square,
it’s covered in hair
and possessing it makes me quite selfish.

I’ve got a fuckin’ big head
it gets in the way of the telly.
My friends shout and swear
“Get that thing out of there,
go and get us some food at the deli”.

I’ve got a fuckin big head
But then, so does little Pierce Brosnan;
Mel Gibson too,
we belong in a zoo
for the pinheads and come and throw rocks in.

I’ve got a fuckin big head
but it’s handy for beating up strangers;
I creep up from behind
and a piece of my mind
is one of those travellers dangers.